Application to Date My Sister-In-Law
*Please note that researching the answers on the internet or asking others for help is strictly forbidden. There are no right or wrong answers...just the answers I want to hear. Good luck and Godspeed!
1. In one word please describe the Canadian alternative rock band Nickelback.
(Note: If your word choice is in any way positive towards Nickelback, please turn in the application to Lilli immediately. You are done.)
2. Jurassic Park is:
A. The greatest movie ever made.
B. The greatest movie ever made.
C. The greatest movie ever made.
D. All of the above.
3. Please draw a picture using these three subject matters: Mountain Dew, Genghis Kan, and Optimism.
4. What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
5. True or false: In Judges 3:31, Shamgar slaughtered 500 invaders with just an ox goad.
6. If you could turn into a Star Wars character for one day, who would you choose and why?
7. Choose what movie title best sums up your life:
A. Babe: Pig in the City
B. Boogie Nights
C. It’s Complicated
D. Dumb and Dumber
E. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
F. Jurassic Park
8. The answer to this question is “The cast of Jersey Shore.” What is the question?
9. Given the numbers 1 to 1000, what is the minimum number of guesses needed to find a specific number if you are given the hint "higher" or "lower" for each guess you make?
10. Tell me a cheesy joke I have never heard before.
11. When Lilli is in the process of burping, she has this annoying habit of actually saying the word “burp.” Do you:
A. Find this cute.
B. Find this weird.
C. Find this annoying.
(Hint: The answer is in the question.)
(Hint: The answer is in the question.)
12. What… is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
13. True or false: True or false?
14. What number do you see in this picture?
15. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he had a degenerative disc disease?
16. Because of her lack of athletic skill, Lilli was just bitten by a zombie. What do you do?
A. Leave her for the crows and continue on your way.
B. Take her with you in hopes that you will find a cure.
C. Say your goodbyes and finish her off with a double-tap to the head.
B. Take her with you in hopes that you will find a cure.
C. Say your goodbyes and finish her off with a double-tap to the head.
17. No matter what the circumstance, you would NEVER move far away with your wife forcing her to leave her own family, right?
18. Microsoft Word considers the word “ska” misspelled. Tell me how that makes you feel?
19. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is…
20. If you were stranded on a desert island, with one superpower, and you had to use either your greatest strength or greatest weakness, what is my favorite movie?
