I thought I would have a good laugh and check out what Kabala had to say about my name. Yup, once again I am THAT bored at work. Apparently Kabalarians can help people understand the powerful force that a name exerts in someone’s life. In other words, they tell you a bunch of crap-filled nonsense that is based on pure unadulterated psycho-babble. Here are a few hilarious excerpts of what they had to say about my name, Kyle.
-Although the name Kyle causes an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes an unscrupulous, materialistic approach that frustrates higher humanitarian qualities.
-This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus and reproductive organs.
-This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus and reproductive organs.
EXCUSE ME? What the heck is a solar plexus and why are they talking about my reproductive organs? TELL ME MADONNA!
After sharing the link to my entire work department I got to thinking what those wacky Kabalarians had to say about the possible boy name we have chosen for our possible future son. This is what Madonna had to say:
-This name restricts spontaneity in association and the fluency of your verbal expression.
-You prefer to be alone with your own thoughts, rather than in the company of others.
-This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, and tension or accidents to the head.
Dang Kabala, you are one crazy religion. On a side note, I have decided that Solar Plexus would be an AWESOME super hero name. Anyway, here’s the link: http://www.kabalarians.com. Stay tuned for part two which may or may not be interesting.
