Washable markers are a great invention. I found that I can draw all over my baby's face and then wash it off, thereby hiding any evidence from my wife. Don't tell her. She doesn't read this dumb blog anyway.
This is why we don't take pictures of our son from the back. Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET!
There. I fixed it.
Such a manly baby. Only 6 months old and already sporting the handlebar stash. Classy.
He vacations in France in-between naps.
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The force is strong with you young Wookie. Impressive. Most impressive.
In conclusion, I am a horrible parent. Oh, speaking of all things horrible, I bought my own domain site and got rid of the "blogspot" at the end of the site address. Look ma, I'm all professional and stuff. Also vote for me.
