A Manly Toothbrush

     

     I will give you 5 chances to guess which one is my new totally awesome toothbrush.  Give up?  Okay, here's a hint: It's not the ultra boring one that needs a lamewad toothbrush HOLDER to keep it off the ground. Another hint? Seriously? Okay, one more hint: It's the Spider-Man toothbrush. The one on the right. Not the one on the left.
     I'm pretty sure having that toothbrush practically puts me in the Hall of Fame For Cool Dads already (I capitalized it because I'm sure it's a thing).  As soon as my son has teeth, I will pass this great toothbrush down to him, and he will proudly brush with it knowing his cool father once brushed HIS teeth with it.  The end.         

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     Ha, you fool! You thought it was the end.  Feast your eye tongues on this video pop.

  It's not abuse, because he's smiling.