It's a Girl!

     

     I am at a loss for words, which if you knew me, is a rare phenomenon. I don't even know how to properly start this post. How about if I provide for you the definition of the word travesty.

Travesty

1. An exaggerated or grotesque imitation; mockery; parody.
2. A crude, distorted, or ridiculous representation of something.

     Here are a few examples of people or things that I consider to be travesties in this world:

10. Snooki/Lindsay Lohan
9. The WNBA
8. Vegans
7. Turning the Hobbit into a thousand movies.
6. Well-done steak.
5. Dressing my son as a girl.
4. Dressing my son as a girl.
3. Dressing my son as a girl. 
2. Dressing my son as a girl.  
1. Dressing my son as a girl.  

     What my wife did to my baby BOY is a travesty. An abomination. A sin against boykind. I came home after a long arduous day of toiling in the field to find my manly baby boy dressed up like this:

This is me hulk-raging when I saw him/her.

         Not cool, wife. Not cool. Check back soon to see some rebuttal pictures of my son looking manly. I did realize the one thin silver lining to this debacle is that my son's cuteness transcends even gender. 

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