That's me reacting to the scale that read "To Be Continued."
Remember when I wrote about trying to lose all that sympathy weight? I don't either. Don't click that link. It never happened.
I guess it's that time
You might be wondering who I was actually "sympathizing" with while I was gaining all that weight...It certainly was not my wife who shed all her baby weight a thousand years ago. I guess you could say I was selflessly doing it for all the pregnant women in the world. I may be the living embodiment of a manly man, but I can be sensitive too.
or as Honey Boo-boo calls it, "an appetizer."
Above, you will see a lovely visual representation of five pounds of fat. Yum. My goal is to lose two of those delicious chunks before January. For all you non-Asians out there, that is a total of ten pounds. It should be a realistic goal if I just mellow out on all the fast food I usually consume. Not only will I look great once that weight is off, but we will save gobs of laundry money when my wife starts washing all her blouses on my stomach. Magic Mike body here I come!
Speaking of fat, remember "yo mama" jokes? One of my favorites was, "Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager." Ha! Ha! Topical.
Speaking of fat, remember "yo mama" jokes? One of my favorites was, "Yo momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager." Ha! Ha! Topical.
This post did not have enough of my son in it, so here ya go.
"You're so cute I could just eat you. Get in my belly"
