Since the dawn of time scientists have scoured the planet in search of the perfect baby. One that is devoid of imperfections. One that can make even the hardest of men break down and weep. One that has the ability to cry diamonds, vomit joy, and poop rainbows.
One baby to rule them all,
One baby to find them, One baby to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.
One baby to find them, One baby to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them.
At precisely 11:42pm on November 4th, that baby was found.
BEHOLD!!!
BEHOLD AGAIN!!!
BEHOLD ONE MORE TIME!!!
Due to what scientists now call "cuteness overload," the government has permitted me to only show a few pictures of my baby at a time, so I will let those images marinate in your brain for a week. I apologize to humanity that there will never be a cuter baby, but such is life.
