No Sympathy In the Weight Department

     
     Last year I spoke on the issue of sympathy weight and how my wife gives me absolutely NO sympathy for gaining all that weight during her pregnancy. She just doesn't understand that I gained all that weight for HER. She was getting all fat and bloated, so I sacrificially joined her in her misery. Where's the love?

    

  Well, the magic weight-loss fairy visited her and within a few months after giving birth, she now weighs LESS than she did before getting pregnant...and that's WITH the pregnancy boobs.  I got the short end of the stick, because I am still fat. Where are you stupid magic fairy?

   

A contributing culprit for my weight gain. It tastes so good when it hits the lips. 

 

     In any case I have redoubled my efforts (which is really just trying for the first time) and started working out, doing push-ups, and cutting out major junk food.  I started in March and have lost close to ten pounds already, so I am slowly but surely becoming a stud again.   

 This will be me in a few months looking good...and apparently very tan.

The end.