I think it’s time for another installment of the Manly Baby Update. It works out because I am sure you all are DYING to know these facts; also, I can’t think of anything else to write about this week.We are almost to week number 33 with roughly 7 weeks to go. Yowza!
The baby is almost a whopping five pounds now, which is the weight of this manly fireman axe:
Or this manly snow leopard:
The total length of the baby from head to toe is about 18.9 inches, which is the barrel length of this manly Mossberg 500 shotgun:
Or this manly brass nautical telescope:
Good job baby. Keep on growing. In other news, America's Hat (aka Canada) is in second place with the most viewers for this little blog; however, those crooked-toothed chaps across the pond are catching up. Unfortunately, I most likely lost all readers from those countries just now, so it looks like Germany might jump back up to second place soon enough. That's all for now. To end, here's a funny quote:
My Wife: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. I like that.
Me: I wouldn't be too flattered by that, it's probably just because you’re fatter than they are.
Me: I wouldn't be too flattered by that, it's probably just because you’re fatter than they are.
