I don't know why they have eyes. Creepy.
So, for all of you who still check this site (thank you mom), I salute you. Let me give you a brief update on my life.
To start things off, here are a few current pictures of my son.
Warning: Please view picture at least three feet from the computer monitor. Cuteness overload will occur.
Don't worry, I was in no way injured by throwing him ten feet into the air.
I think I mentioned a few posts ago that we are expecting Baby 2.0. If our first one was Windows XP, I am anticipating this next one to be a Vista or Windows 7. Mom, those are computer operating systems. Vista is better than XP, and 7 is better than Vista. Never mind.
It's hard to believe that this next one might be even cuter than the first. Truth be told, it might be impossible; but, look at the comparison of the 20-week ultrasound pictures.
Old Hat...
Meet New Hat. Just look at that chin and bone definition.
iPhone 1...
Meet iPhone 5. Yeesh, that's actually a really bad picture. He kinda looks like that Elephant Man from the Mos Eisley Cantina in Star Wars.
"I don't like you either."
One bad picture aside, I fully expect Baby 2.0 to come out with rainbows shooting out of his eyes and for him to have a radiant heavenly glow surrounding the body...like me when I was born. By the way, we are not going to find out the gender, so stop asking mother.
In other news, my wife is getting fat(er). I wish I was spelling it like p-h-a-t, but alas, I am not. Now, she uses the excuse that she is 24 weeks "pregnant", but I don't buy it. I see her slurpin' down those freezie pops like they are going out of style. Let me guess sweetheart, do those pops have prenatal vitamins in them for the baby? I don't think so. She would probably attempt to burn me and say she is just gaining sympathy weight because I am the one getting fatter, but I think she really means P-h-a-t-t-e-r.
On a side note, this is ACTUALLY a thing. Go 'Meria!
As I stare at that hideousness picture, I don't really know where to go from here, so I guess I will end this post. Here's to not waiting three months for another post. Wait, one more picture.
"Dear Lord, please don't let my sibling be as cute as me. Amen"
